Barbara and a friend spent 5 hours in Ikea at Croydon yesterday !!!!!!!!!
Three hours shopping and two lunching. She came home fluent in Swedish and won't stop singing "Mama Mia"
The shopping amounted to one lamp, and some industrial strength crispbreads that even Jaws would break his teeth on. I was going to compost them but decided to see if the woodpeckers which visit our plot could handle them. I shall go back tomorrow to see how they got on and dish out some asprin.